CBR18 Book 58: "How to Kill Your Rival" by Effie Campbell

Page count: 272 pages

Rating: 3.5 stars

Thank you to Boldwood Books and NetGalley for this ARC. This has not influenced my review in any way. This book is on sale now.

Eliza Hamilton (yup, that is her name; not sure if the author is a fan of the musical or if the name is a coincidence) is the heir apparent to the Death Council, a secret organisation full of hired killers. While her father is battling cancer, she is to lead in his place, but most of the other members of the Council are sexist old men (or their equally sexist sons), so she's fighting an uphill battle.

In addition to having to fight with the bullheaded Council Members, someone is sabotaging her missions and stealing her kills. She briefly suspects her stepbrother James (her father is married to his mother), but he so vehemently denies it and is so determined to kill whoever's doing it on her behalf that she quickly rules him out. 

James has clearly been madly in love with Eliza for years. Since there are a bunch of references to things that happened in the first book in the series, and I don't know how much of their backstory was established there, the opening of the book was rather abrupt and confusing to me. Trying to impress her and make her notice him has made James compete professionally with Eliza for about as long, and it seems like Eliza's feelings towards him are finally changing. 

As part of an underworld crime syndicate, it's not like Eliza has a lot of people she can trust. It becomes clear that Eliza isn't going to figure out who is targeting her by herself, and James is fiercely protective of her and insists on using all of his computer skills to help her track down whoever is plotting against her. 

The plot summary for this book makes it seem like a rather different story from what we actually get. It makes it seem like there isn't already a very potent attraction between Eliza and James, and that the rivalry between them is a lot more hostile than the playful one-upmanship they have clearly been engaged in for several years. It makes it seem as if they are forced to work together, which is also not the case. Eliza doesn't want to confide in her father, who is ill. Her elder sister isn't in the family business (nevertheless, they have a lovely and very supportive relationship), and she feels too protective of her younger brother to want to involve him. So James is pretty much the only person she can turn to for help, and he would cut his own throat before he in any way betrayed her. 

For the first 15% or so, I wasn't sure if I was going to keep reading. I genuinely don't know if the weird opening chapters would have made more sense if I'd read the first book, but in a series like this, the stories need to be able to be read in any order and make sense to the reader, even if they've not started at the beginning. It probably doesn't help that I was expecting a slightly different story, based on the plot description. 

The book is in dual POVs, with some chapters from Eliza's POV and some from James. At first, I didn't like Eliza at all; she seemed abrasive and too arrogant for me, but thankfully the chapters from James were easier to read, and before I knew it, I wanted to keep reading just to see how the story played out.

Just in case it wasn't obvious from the review so far, this book is a dark romance, with protagonists who are extremely skilled at doing very bad things to people, and seem to get off on it too. It is explained that the Hamiltons (and James, who is married into the family) only take contracts on really despicable people; they don't just off anyone for money, but they still literally murder people for a living, and both James and Eliza torture several people over the course of the book to get answers when they are trying to figure out who is trying to sabotage Eliza. So if you don't like graphic violence mixed in with your romance, this is probably not the book for you.

Not sure if I want to read more from this author or not. Once I got past the clunky beginning, it was a quick read. I just don't know if I'm interested in reading about the other two Hamilton siblings. 

CBR18 Book 51: "The Tainted Cup" by Robert Jackson Bennett

Page count: 410 pages

Rating: 4.5 stars

Dark Corner selection: April 2026

Nowhere Book Bingo 26: Award Winner (Hugo and World Fantasy Award 2025)

CBR18 Bingo: Map (there's a map at the start, showing the various walls to keep out the Levianthans)

Official plot synopsis (since I'm reviewing a book I finished in APRIL):

In Daretana’s most opulent mansion, a high Imperial officer lies dead—killed, to all appearances, when a tree spontaneously erupted from his body. Even in this canton at the borders of the Empire, where contagions abound and the blood of the Leviathans works strange magical changes, it’s a death at once terrifying and impossible.

Called in to investigate this mystery is Ana Dolabra, an investigator whose reputation for brilliance is matched only by her eccentricities.

At her side is her new assistant, Dinios Kol. Din is an engraver, magically altered to possess a perfect memory. His job is to observe and report, and act as his superior’s eyes and ears--quite literally, in this case, as among Ana’s quirks are her insistence on wearing a blindfold at all times, and her refusal to step outside the walls of her home.

Din is most perplexed by Ana’s ravenous appetite for information and her mind’s frenzied leaps—not to mention her cheerful disregard for propriety and the apparent joy she takes in scandalizing her young counterpart. Yet as the case unfolds and Ana makes one startling deduction after the next, he finds it hard to deny that she is, indeed, the Empire’s greatest detective.

As the two close in on a mastermind and uncover a scheme that threatens the safety of the Empire itself, Din realizes he’s barely begun to assemble the puzzle that is Ana Dolabra—and wonders how long he’ll be able to keep his own secrets safe from her piercing intellect.

My book club discussed this book at the end of April (we meet on the last Wednesday of every month), and my memory is not as good as it once was, so there are absolutely talking points I will have forgotten by now. I think most people enjoyed the story, but some thought it was a bit too tropey as a mystery, and had figured out a lot of the plot twists ahead of time as a result. At least half the readers were especially fascinated by the giant leviathans that appear and threaten the developed areas every so often, and our collective guess is that they may be more sentient than we are told in this first story.

The worldbuilding is very interesting, with everything technological being biologically based, rather than industrial, such as giant mushrooms cooling down a room rather than an air conditioner. The various modifications people could make to their minds and bodies were also fascinating. Our POV character, Dinios "Din" Kol, has been altered to have absolutely perfect recall. He can remember anything he observes or hears, with the help of little vials of scent. He smells the vial before he starts "recording" and will then be able to recall everything he saw, heard, smelled, and/or tasted forever afterwards, by just smelling the same scent one more time. Due to his abilities, he is highly sought when it comes to investigative work. He hides a big secret, which he is terrified of anyone discovering, especially his superior, the brilliant Ana Dolabra. 

I think it's impossible not to compare Ana to Sherlock Holmes, one of fiction's most famous and very eccentric detectives (the only one to rival him would be Hercule Poirot, I would guess). She's brilliant, strange and behaves in ways odd to absolutely everyone, including her patient and long-suffering assistant. Her mind is a steel trap, and she has any number of strange rituals and habits to make her function properly. She even plays a stringed instrument (bringing to mind Holmes' violin). There doesn't seem to be such a thing as neurodivergence in this universe, but doing a mental tally of all the various mystery books I've read, it seems likely most of the really clever sleuths are on the autism spectrum. I don't want to say that neurodivergent minds are just better at solving mysteries, but mystery fiction strongly seems to suggest it. Some of the people in my book club felt that she was more like a series of quirks in a trench coat, but she's memorable, and I'll be intrigued to see how the relationship between her and Din develops. Also, I don't think this counts as a spoiler - of course she knows exactly what Din's deep, dark secret is; he's just an idiot for realising it. 

I had thought this was the first book in a trilogy, but now it seems as if it's going to be a longer, ongoing series. I have only heard excellent things about the next books as well, and I want to spend more time in this unusual fantasy world, so I'm happy. 

Judging a book by its cover: In a lot of cases, I prefer the UK covers to books than the American ones, but in this case, the US cover is SO much nicer. The UK cover is basically just mushrooms and other plant matter (not a huge fan of mushrooms). The elegant black and gold, with the plants seeming to be creeping in from one side - this is the book I wish I had on my shelves.

Crossposted on Cannonball Read

CBR16 Book 24: "The Late Mrs Willougby" by Claudia Gray

Page count: 390 pages

Rating: 4 stars

Miss Juliet Tilney goes to visit her friend Marianne Brandon in her charming home in Devonshire. They haven't seen one another since the rather unfortunate house party where Mr Wickham was murdered, and Miss Tilney and young Jonathan Darcy managed to discover who killed him. 

Jonathan Darcy finds himself the rather reluctant houseguest of a former school bully, Mr. Willoughby. He goes to see him so as to not make his parents constantly worry about his lack of friends, but is rather miserable until he discovers that Miss Juliet Tilney is also in the village, visiting the Brandons. 

During the dinner party meant to welcome her to the neighbourhood, Mrs. Willoughby drops dead, clearly poisoned. Malicious gossips seem convinced that Marianne Brandon, did the deed out of jealousy and some sort of misguided attempt to get back together with him. She was, after all, openly and passionately in love with Willoughby and nearly died from the heartbreak when he jilted her to marry his now-dead wife. Juliet and Jonathan, however, are convinced of her innocence and decide to once again investigate a murder, to ensure Mrs. Brandon isn't sent to the gallows because of malicious rumours. As their investigation progresses, there are other strange occurrences, that suggest the murderer may not be done yet - are Jonathan and Juliet also in danger?

The Austen fan fic continues, but this time Ms. Gray hasn't included characters from literally every single published Austen novel. This second Mr. Darcy and Miss Tilney mystery focuses more on various characters faithful readers will remember from Sense and Sensibility. Elinor Ferrars is happily married to her Edward, and very close to giving birth to their first child. They are still estranged from his snobbish mother but hope that the arrival of the child might make the old matriarch soften her feelings towards him, even though she disapproves of his chosen wife. Colonel Brandon's ward (Jonathan Darcy's cousin, as she's the illegitimate child of Mr. Wickham) now also lives in the village, and may have her own reasons for wanting Willougby to be widowed. 

The book obviously invents a backstory where Jonathan Darcy and Willoughby went to school together, and it's not really a surprise to anyone that Willoughby would have been a merciless bully. Also invited are another couple of school friends, one of whom seems to have had a history with the now-deceased Mrs. Willoughby, and a charming young man with a solid grasp of chemistry who offers to aid Darcy and Miss Tilney in their investigation, once he discovers what they are about. Jonathan may be socially inept, but even he notices that his friend seems interested in Miss Tilney. Spending more time with her has made it pretty obvious to Jonathan that he likes Juliet as more than a friend, but as he is unsure whether she returns his feelings, he's far too reserved to confess his infatuation. 

Gray is an imaginative and engaging writer, and her cast of characters actually feel like they have stepped out of the pages of an Austen novel. Both Jonathan and Juliet are engaging protagonists, and I understand that both for storyline reasons, and the conventions of the time, Gray needs to create obstacles to stand in the way of their eventual happy ending. But I'm not going to lie, I was ready to figuratively lock them in a room and scream "Just kiss already!" at the end of this. So if they don't get together at the end of the next one (which apparently involves them trying to figure out who wants to murder Lady Catherine de Bourgh), I will be extremely vexed. 

Judging a book by its cover: Not really sure what is going on with the perspective on this cover. The silhouettes are all well and good, but poor Mrs. Willoughby hasn't just been murdered, she looks as if she has been squashed flat by a steamroller. Such indignity in death. 

Crossposted on Cannonball Read

CBR15 Book 50: "A Botanist's Guide to Parties and Poisons" by Kate Khavari

Page count: 365 pages

Rating: 3.5 stars

CBR15 Bingo: Guide (it's right there in the title)

Official book description, because I'm still reviewing books I read in JULY):

London, 1923. Newly minted research assistant Saffron Everleigh attends a dinner party for the University College of London. While she expects to engage in conversations about the university's large expedition to the Amazon, she doesn’t expect Mrs. Henry, one of the professors’ wives to drop to the floor, poisoned by an unknown toxin.

Dr. Maxwell, Saffron’s mentor, is the main suspect, having had an explosive argument with Dr. Henry a few days prior. As evidence mounts against Dr. Maxwell and the expedition's departure draws nearer, Saffron realizes if she wants her mentor's name cleared, she’ll have to do it herself.

Joined by enigmatic Alexander Ashton, a fellow researcher, Saffron uses her knowledge of botany as she explores steamy greenhouses, dark gardens, and deadly poisons. Will she be able to uncover the truth or will her investigation land her on the murderer’s list?

While I'm no longer able to read a lot of mystery, because it know either squicks me out or just plain upsets me, I am still fond of historical mysteries with lady sleuths. The first book about the plucky Saffron Everleigh is set in the 1920s, a lovely change of time period from the Victorian-set mysteries I tend to default to. This means that our heroine is slightly less constrained than her Victorian counterparts, but she is still a woman working in a wholly male-dominated environment so mustn't try to advance too far, no matter how clever and capable she may be.

Saffron's father was a famous botanist and Dr. Maxwell, her mentor, was one of his close friends. So he treats Saffron kindly and fairly, and she's determined that he not go to prison for a crime he didn't commit. Unfortunately, there were a lot of people at the party and a large majority of them would have access to the same greenhouses where the police suspect the poison was grown, so Saffron's search is not an easy one. She also has to try to conduct her investigations without arousing the suspicion of the real murderer or aggravating the police who are actually on the case. 

I'm always a fan of a romantic subplot and Alexander Ashton is an excellent love interest. Clever and capable in his own right, he's exasperated by Saffron's tendency to heedlessly throw herself into dangerous situations, yet doesn't seem to feel threatened by her intelligence and doesn't actually try to stop her, just figure out how he can best keep her from getting herself killed, which isn't always easy (although how can you not root for a woman who decides to test the suspected poison on herself to note down what the various side effects are?) This is the first book in the series, and whether I feel like reading more of this series really is determined a lot by whether Mr Ashton is going to feature in future books, because we didn't exactly get a lot of romance here, and I don't want to waste my time investing in handsome gentlemen if Saffron's going to have a new love interest in each new book. 

Judging a book by its cover: The title of the book is rather misleading, but I can see why the author/publisher was tempted by the alliteration. There is only the one party, where the crime takes place. There is however rather a lot about poisons. I like the medicine bottle and the plants, there is a lot of poking around greenhouses as part of the story. 

Crossposted on Cannonball Read.